|Here at the Galactic Headquarters
we now have our very own brand of bottled water.
It's called "Rogue Creek Tree Climbers' Fine
Bottled Water" -- aka "agua mas fina." The
source is the kitchen faucet at the Galactic Headquarters,
without fancy and apparently unneeded things like
filters and ionization processes.
Should you doubt the pureness of this fine water,
just take one good look at ol' Joe of the Jungle;
he's been drinking this stuff for years.
There's no need to plop down a buck twenty-nine
at the local convenience store. Just stop by
the Galactic Headquarters, open the big white
Frigidaire refrigerator and wrap your fingers
around a free bottle of our agua mas fina. That's
right, it's free...! All we did was wash out
and refill all those expensive, empty water bottles
that various visitors left behind at the Galactic
Headquarters. Soon we hope to have our very own